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Squash

The noise a used condom makes when you step on it.
Little Jimmy had a great night last night with his newly acquired mistress when all the sudden "SQUASH". Jimmy looks down and sees a gross white mess all over his new carpet. Poor Jimmy.
by xxXcockgobbler235Xxx January 22, 2017
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back squash

It's when gravity takes its toll and liquid falls through a hole and run down the sides.
"Hey man did she say she had back squash? " "I can totally feel your back squash." "Do you know the study of back squash?"
by joint alien January 5, 2017
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Squash

A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.
That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.
by DAKKY March 27, 2017
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roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.
Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!
by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017
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Squash-Mouth

Squash-Mouth: Oh my God look at Dr. Doe. I'm squash mouthing all over him.
by SuzyQ1 May 29, 2017
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chummy squash

I can't wait to send this snap to my chummy squash group. They're going to LOL so hard.
by Lusters dictionary August 9, 2017
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bed squash

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
by Cliffko April 18, 2018
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