Squash Lemming

An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.

Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.

by Michael Moschen April 20, 2006

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Squashbuckler

A crazy mother ducker

That squashbuckler is gonna kick our arse in fantasy football!

by Squashbuckler November 5, 2015

sports cap vodka squash

a method of pre-drinking using a sports cap bottle, with vodka and a squash drink of ones choice.

'mate, wanna have some sports cap vodka squash before we go out tonight?'

'sports cap later??'

by wonderland291 May 20, 2010

squarsh

The combination of squishing and smashing in an unnattractive manner.

"Lauren's boobs are totally squarshing out the bottom of that bra." or "I can't believe that girl squarshed ALL her fat into those tiny jeans!"

by ErinH April 30, 2008

keep it on the squash

to keep on the down low.

I boned my teacher last year, keep it on the squash.

by Laurenanne. January 2, 2007

squashledick

an expression used in place of shit when one wants to be a little more creative and a little less profane

Girl: I'm pregnant
Boy: squashledick

by amandagrace427 December 24, 2010