ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank

Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 26, 2010

star spangled banner

excellent toilet paper

After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner

by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

Sprinkled Donut

The act of a homosexual man attempting to place his short cock into his own asshole.

I'm just making a sprinkled donut!

Kill me

by ShortDickedLlama November 27, 2016

shrinkled

The appearance of male genitalia after a certain age, too much weight, too much alcohol. It's a combo of shrunken and wrinkled.

When he took his pants off, his junk was so shrinkled I lost all interest.

by Syllable aficionada May 8, 2011

Spangled

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.

"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"

by Dookykoots January 14, 2018

star spangled banger

an extremely patriotic sexy badass

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!

by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017

spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.

Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1

by Cunning June 27, 2007