Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024

lid splat

The layer of yoghurt that remains on the lid of the yoghurt after removing said lid.

I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt

by Smithysaintz May 12, 2018

Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either

Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.

by bushsplat February 23, 2024

splat

idk it means splat

“Dude the ballon looked like a splat”

by moicah April 22, 2020

Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

splats

i get too many girls

yo bro where the hoes at. Bro you know i got splats they coming over right now

by sheeeshgangy.@ January 23, 2022

splat

The exaggerated word (onomatopoeia) of something soft hitting the ground.

My peach splat on the ground after dropping it. It looks too mushed too eat now.

by battleontwitch June 21, 2022