When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.
Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
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Get the sperm guzzler mug.1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.
2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.
3: Vagina
2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.
3: Vagina
1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.
Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK
2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.
Person 2: wtf?
3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.
Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK
2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.
Person 2: wtf?
3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.
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Get the sperm cannon mug.a small tissue or wad of toilet paper used by a woman to wipe up leakage from her vagina after sex. Commonly found dried up bedside and appear similar to a biscuit in size and shape. Also, commonly crunchy and stiff.
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