spamatozoa

As confusing as the million sperm to one drop odds of spam mail weburfing way through a spider web

Voting: standing mail member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun. Im wondern if I shd clean up or play with my spamatozoa .

Decisions. Decisions.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

spastastic

An individual who deems appropriate the exhibit of personal encumbrances through emotional confusion (anger), then forgets the impact of the ambiguous emotional showcase, and later feels fantastic about how the implicated may inadvertently become distraught with despair in communities adversely effected by egocentric selfish insolent characters, as opposed to the complacency and subtlety present between those who communicate without discord.

A spastic will geyser now and then, however when ignored by others for lack of subtlety, the transgressor may learn as blissful ignorance veto`s the return communication as the intent was malignant as transgressor erupts hastily, opposite virtuous patience, blasphemers traditionally interrupt others spitefully in an arrogant tone, decibels louder, manifests expectation of incapacity from inebriate transgressors demeanor thereby thwarting progress to adequately assimilate through experiences of events or beads necessary to humanize or dehumanize dependent on the messages from the environment. Majority would ignore the aforementioned character`s antics, dismissed as insignificant enough to allocate a sliver of memory, similar to relationships often dwindle as presents a liability because of changes inordinate enough to hang a left at the fork in the road of options between compatible partners. Spastastics rarely accomplish much as they are predisposed to be highly opinionated and superficial.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa April 24, 2015

eye spasm

when a person gets way too involved or addicted to facebook chat or any other form of instant messaging and use the winking face, ;) , but start to actually do the action when you send the message. this means when you send a winking face, ;) , on chat you automatically start to uncontrollably wink!

Hannah: heyy, you looked rly hot today;)
*has eye spasm* (starts to wink uncontrollably)

Felix: ahaa thanks bbz<3 xx

by mousey1306 January 18, 2012

facia spashata

Girl with a fucked up face. Also known as a prawn

Carol has a facia spashata.

by Icymikee October 18, 2017

dont have a spasm!

don't get too excited!

wen in a situation that isnt verry funny, but one unecessary person thinks it is and laughs uncontrollably... that wud be an oppertunity to say this.

by lemon December 30, 2004

attention spasm

The sudden, involuntary moments when a person is able to concentrate mentally on a particular activity or conversation.

She asked me about my day after an attention spasm.

by Ikhazzaka January 10, 2017

spammalamadingdong

Loud boredom/excited exclamation, used when no one talks or when you are hyper.

<First guy> SPAMMALAMADINGDONG
<Second guy> Holy shit, NO
<First guy> orry, i drank some coffee :S
<Second guy> Yeah... Don't do that here man, made me jump off my chair.

by Dekodiablo July 27, 2007