Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016

Spanky

A sock in which is used to ejaculate into.

Omg, my spanky has been tampered with! It was the best sock to cum in and now it's got a dirty crusty Mark!!

by missSMP/PFK March 30, 2023

Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

Spanky

Verbal or physical conduct that induces an impression of incongruity and eccentricity.

His spanky remarks during the meeting made everyone chuckle and feel a bit awkward, but they appreciated his quirky sense of humor.

by Magestia August 20, 2024

Spanky

A handsome Light skin boy who loves to to dress stylish Clothes.

I met a Spanky last week, and he helped me with a lot of my dressing advice.

by Taydenandre November 22, 2023

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

Spanky

A handsome light skin man who loves to dress like stylish clothes

I met a Spanky last week, he helped me out with dressing clothes advice

by Taydenandre November 22, 2023