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shlumsack

vinegary smelly balls. like when you wake up in the morning after your morning wood and you go to feel your balls. and pull your hand out and smell it. you think to yourself... what the hell did i dip my balls in? a combination of Indian food wrapped in a baby's used diaper or some sort overly expired vinegar and chlorine? and then you realize no. i forgot to take a shower last month.
dude did you get a wiff of his shlumsack?
yeah that was pretty figity.

omg i just got a huge wiff of someones shlumsack!
how expired was it?
id say atleast a few months.

two girls talking:
and the worst part about it was his smelly shlumsack.
how bad was it?
atleast a few months.
by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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Slum City

Name given to the downtown area of West Palm Beach
I represent for slum city - 561 all day, everyday
by Fivesix1 December 7, 2009
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slum slut

(n.) A term used to describe an impoverished woman who is promiscuous with men who are wealthier than she. The main goal of a slum slut is to earn money from these men by doing sexual favors.
"Did you hear about Alexa? I heard she's having sex with rich guys for their money."

"Grade A slum slut right there."
by iskullfuckedyourbitch November 1, 2011
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Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.
John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!
by Captnbrando February 2, 2014
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slumber

To be in a state of sleep, or being woke up.
"You woke me from my slumber!"
by Loe826 February 4, 2009
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Slumberdrunk

Being in a brief state of foolishness, lightheadedness, and disorientation, occurring directly after and caused by a significant period of sleep.
“My girlfriend gave me morning head and I was so slumberdrunk that I accidentally fired one off in her eye.”
by KevinWReed April 10, 2008
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shlumpadinka

1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.
Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.
by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008
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