shitting myself

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

by D-BUCK March 5, 2005

shitting

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

3. The act of making incredulous, sometimes unbelievable statements.

1. I was just in the bathroom shitting.

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

3. No fucking way, you're shitting me!

by EricTheRed November 14, 2004

Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

coin slotting

the act of dropping a small coin(nickle, dime, penny) down a persons coin slot aka ass crack

i had a bunch of change so i started coin slotting kids in class today

by marstosirius April 16, 2007

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005

shittingly

An adverb used to dramatically explain how impactful to your bowels the situation was, is, or will be...

Ex1.:
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.

Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.

by RocketJohn August 27, 2008

Snitting

1. The Act of Sneezing while one is on the throne.
2. Snitting can also occur when one is walking and accidentally drops a load on him or herself.
(Snitting is very dangerous and should only be left to professional Snitters Such as Sol Black)

1. Sol was sitting taking a dump and he sneezed causing a turd to exit his anal cavity at supersonic speed.
2. i was using the restroom and i sneezed, so i was "Snitting".

by VivaMexico++ April 10, 2010