Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018

nip slapped

When a gurl's nipples are extremly hard they slap you in the face.

This fine gurl in a tank top tried to dance with me at the club but all I kept gettn was nip slapped!!!

by Whizzle May 15, 2006

dick-slapped

The female version of being pussy-whipped; when a female is "whipped" or controlled by her man

Of course the bitch is dick-slapped; I told her to suck my dick and she even licked the scrotum while she was at it.

by ATM April 23, 2006

Slapped it Out

To tease or flirt with another person, as well as the other person reciprocates and teases/flirts with you. Used to describe your experience with a friend or colleague about the person you met or the talk you had with the person.

Can also be defined as two guys just having a good time as well as two girls having a good time.

Hey, I absolutely had a great time with this girl I met last night. We connected and we also slapped it out, it was great!

by random0munky November 4, 2010

cum slapped

The art of smacking one upside the head (usually in the facial region) with a used condom with a load towards the tip as weight.

I cum slapped a ginger after he ignored my request for a trash can.

by 3Foot July 29, 2010

i slapped your fish

I SLAPPED YOUR FISH means when someone slapped your fish. It's used in a funny way and people that try to use it seriously, well, won't be taken seriously. Its something that funny people would personally like to name themselves on a game that you can name yourself.

My friend's name on Big Brother: I SLAPPED YOUR FISH
My sister: NO!! DONT SLAP MY FISH!!!!!
My Friend: TO LATE (yes she DID put "To" instead of "Too")
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*a few minutes later*
*my friend goes up to my sister*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT A NEW FISH!!!
My name: IM A DUCKING CAT BRU
Me: *EATS FISH*
My Friend: *SLAPS FISH*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatDog IM A DUCKING CAT BRU June 23, 2017

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006