Simi

The best person you could ever meet. Amazing, Beautiful and kind. Simi’s are more fun than anyone or anything. They just light up the whole room. A simi will help you through anything

“ Oh my God i wish I was a Simi”.

by Dofity December 9, 2020

80'sified

when you need to dress up in the 80's style and you dont have anything just call the local rock head.

see you tomorrow in 80's gear or ready to be 80'sified

by Sparky need Mt dew December 20, 2005

samiel

Samiel is a person who doesn't actually know how to spell their name. They are quite dumb, but a sexy dumb. The bitches fall to their knees to try and hit it with this dude. Extremely awesome.

Boy: "What's the big deal? He's just another dumb guy."
Girl: "Are you fu**ing kidding me?! That's Samiel!"

by _myx_ May 19, 2017

Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley

Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.

by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

sidies

sideburns

don't shave your sidies

by urban umbra April 19, 2009

Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.

What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.

by @bbpclips April 27, 2019