shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size

sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....

by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017

Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.

oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!

by BigBiddie October 2, 2017

Shifty

Playing both sides,....sneaky....up to something...

That girl is acting shifty don't you think?!

by Scamberella December 21, 2017

Shofty

Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.

failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

by lover of anime and Scurge May 13, 2019

Shifty boi

Very cool person

Shifty boi is very cool

by Coolestperson1342 July 26, 2020

Shifty

A nickname given to a male that sleeps with there loyal girls bestie (who is knocked up to a bloke who's married to another woman)

Absolute dog.

Your best friend fucked him in your bed!? What a shifty dog he is.

by anonymous March 25, 2021

Shifty

Used to describe when two or more people are on the same page or thinking the same thing

“Oh my lanta I was just thinking that!” -sally
“We’re shifty!” -joey

by Joey the kangaroooster May 19, 2021