To know Shorty Street, which is short for Shortland Street, you need to know where a tiny little island called New Zealand is. New Zealand is off the coast of Australia and is the home of a race of Polynesians called MAORIS and was invaded and conquered by Europeans under the command of the Monarch of Britain. Now, Shortland Street is a show drama show set in a hospital in Auckland City. It is one of those shows that you either love or hate, but the majority of sane people hate it. In this drama, the many employees and associates of the hospital are plagued by numerous bad things that eventually force them to leave. The catch is that they don't know that. It is probably the most famous TV show in New Zealand, and has immortalized lines such as:
---->"Shorty Street is crap!"<----
---->"Shortland Street is on at seven o'clock!"<----
---->"You're not in Guatemala now, Doctor Ropata!"<----
And as if anyone knows where Guatemala is (I thought it was some island near Fiji!)
---->"Shortland Street is on at seven o'clock!"<----
---->"You're not in Guatemala now, Doctor Ropata!"<----
And as if anyone knows where Guatemala is (I thought it was some island near Fiji!)
by Joshua Livingstone July 01, 2008
by maletero November 30, 2008
by shanty May 13, 2003
by Savage.King March 24, 2016
1) the 2nd smallest submarine/hoagie sandwich size (6 inch roll) sold at Wawa convenience stores, preceded by the Junior ( 4 inch), and followed by the Classic (10 inch) and 2-footer.
2) a female/girl/woman of less than average height, who is very curvaceous.
2) a female/girl/woman of less than average height, who is very curvaceous.
*Guy #1- Man, "Tiffany" is my Shorti MeatBall. I mean, I'm usually not into chicks under 5-3, but Damn! Her butt and boobs belong on a girl at least 6 inches taller...
*Guy #2- Got that right...
*Guy #2- Got that right...
by joe757 December 17, 2008
by StefanieD January 27, 2007
Like Rick and Morty dick and Shorty is the alternative thing to say when you want to get out of a conversation that some cringe NPC is basing their entire existence of so you won’t have to deal with them.
Example: hey, did you ever watch rick and Morty? No have you ever watched dick and Shorty?
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)
by ISTILLREMEMBERNAM69 August 22, 2023