Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.
by Milkey Fluids June 01, 2011
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Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction
The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!
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Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident
Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high
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Shard cart

Have a look at that cunt in the shard cart
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shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed
I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …
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shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed
Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later
by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
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sharded

very shard, like sharded dick fard. when shard and gash cum out but shard. when think fard but shid. icky brown stuf that cum frum dick. and when shard in undie wundies.
"i farded!!!! oops no i sharded"
by elliotiguess February 11, 2022
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