Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

secondhand watching

When people around you talk so much about a TV-show that you feel you've watched it yourself.

I've never seen any episode of Breaking Bad, but through secondhand watching, I know Walter White, Gus and Gale die.

by Gideon Temple May 23, 2016

Season of Dawn

A $10 expansion for Destiny 2 following the events of Season of Undying. This expansion mostly revolves around the consequences caused by the guardians killing off the many thousands of copies of the Undying Minds throughout the time stream. This season also introduced us to a legendary guardian from centuries ago known as Saint-14, who died in the Infinite Forest of the Vex those many years ago.

Person1: How do you like Season of Dawn?
Person2: It's okay but I needed subtitles to understand Saint-14 from his thick ass accent

by <<NSA>> December 15, 2019

Pre-season Jargle

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts

sorry for the pre-season jargle

by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

Regent secondary school

A Vape heaven where stocks is always available in the general office.
Sec 3/4 paikia's who's vape kena confiscate all go there. All type of device (sp2,wuzz, drag x, RELX, bold,DD3S,infinity). Vape juice also have. Everything in stock.

If want can dm [e-mail] or regentsec.edu.sg.

Student A: eh bro wan go regent secondary shool aft psle the got all type of vape in the GO
StudentB: really ah. Ok i will put my first choice as regent secondary school

by My lanjiao August 20, 2021

five second rule

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.

Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.

by brolli. July 22, 2008

Second Day Stupids

The feeling one gets the day after smoking marijunana. This person is slower than normal and seems a little dumber than usual.

Joe:"Does Will seem a little more stupid today?"
Steve:"Yah man he must have second day stupids."

by Cincinatus April 12, 2008