selfsation

(noun) the occurrence of one mumbling an entire conversation to oneself, possibly even answering their own questions, because they are desperate for conversation or they are absent-midedly thinking aloud. Despite popular belief, it is not a sign of psychosis or schizophrenia. Usually.

Winnie continued her selfsation: "Where did I leave my necklace?....Right there on the table. Why was it on the table? Because you put it there, silly. I wonder if Johnny will be back with coffee soon? Give him some time, he only left a couple of minutes ago, jeez..."

by DerpGirl May 16, 2011

Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

selfdusky

To masturbate in the shower.

My friend was late to the party cause he was busy doing the old selfdusky.

by anthraman September 3, 2012

Selfishy

an image of oneself taken by oneself using a digital camera while displaying an aquatic creature caught by oneself: especially used for boasting purposes on social networks

My son sent me a selfishy of himself holding the first bass he ever caught.

by annieschnitz May 3, 2014

Selfess

The art of making others rich. Some know it as Being Selfless on steroids. The upgrade of selfless.

That niggas selfess. He gave me some money

by Webbster Dictionary June 5, 2014

Selfistic

A person who likes to take selfies everywhere whenever he/she can and is non abstaining to use different materials for it

A: Look! She bought a stick for her never ending selfies
B: Yes she's an obvious selfistic!

by Luckyfoxx February 22, 2015

SelfySelfy

SelfySelfy The action of locking at yourself in a picture of you taking a picture of yourself in the mirror like how Vanity Smurf looks at hims self!

When someone was looking at them self in the mirror while taking pictures and moms asked is that a selfyselfy?

by LWS034 April 30, 2015