Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN

Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.

by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023

Scone

the greatest and bestest man in the world

john (SCONE) scott frae hawick

by SCPNE February 9, 2008

tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 16, 2018

Scone app the beef

When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam

Gf just cookin' up a lil' somethin' somethin', DoNt mInd IF I do ;)))), Scone app the beef

by Realgangstermynigga December 6, 2016

Scone

gay code word for "blowjob"

Sean told his wife he was meeting Isaac for coffee and "scones"

by Corock July 29, 2015

scone box

A semi-British term, for ones cranium

Ouch Charlie, you hit scone box!

by Chocolate thunda June 21, 2017

Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.

Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.

by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022