schmuck

(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc

(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks

by eder May 21, 2004

schmecker

a constant heroin user

that schmecker shoots up every day

by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009

Schmuck Till you Buck

When a girl sucks a guys penis until he "bucks" (comes). Then the girl gags from it and accidently bites down on the penis. The guy then shoves cake in her face to try and get her off. Usually occurs during Spicy Cakes and Sour Cakes.

Rebecca : Hey Janice what happened to you?
Janice : Schmuck till you buck....
Rebecca: Ouch.

by Cajik January 27, 2009

no schmackos

No worries, no problem, no sweat, you're welcome.

Derivative of no wukkas which derives from no worries.

Jase: Thanks for helping me out with this problem Claud, you're a lifesaver!

Claud: No schmackos aussie!!!

by Kid Wikid March 4, 2012

Schmucklepuff

A large person with a boisterous laugh and kick-awesome attitude.

The story would have been mondaine if the schmucklepuff had not interjected his witty comments.

by Bartall August 21, 2009

schlackity

A very abusive relationship between quackity and schlatt they are in love and then schlatt abuses quackity

Schlackity Is cute, Uh doesn't schlatt abuse quackity, IT'S CUTE OKAY???

by SCHLACKITY September 24, 2021

schmuckler

1. describes a very overexited individual, usually with the ladies
2. very popular with the ladies, has lots of sex all the time, usually with more than one girl, very talented in bed

Man, I want that schmuckler to sex me up.

by Phil Keller December 6, 2006