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Sausage-Jizz

The jet of semen-like oil that spurts from a freshly cooked sausage when an instrument of cutlery is inserted. The jet often hits in the face and can be referred to as a Pork-shot.
I poked the sharp fork into the fresh o'hagen's sausage and a stream of sausage-jizz hit me in the eye with considerable force.
by Scantyaunty July 1, 2009
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sausage packer

a girl who only has guy friends and no girl friends

it is derived from the act of packing a lot of sausages (aka. penises) into one of your many holes, or maybe all at once.
Keanna is such a sausage packer she just loves the smell of sweaty guys.
by kwandy December 10, 2014
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sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.
I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.
by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004
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silly sausage

Silly Sausage, a light hearted insult to describe someone who is being silly or generally stupid.
Person 1: How cool was the OC last night?!
Person 2: You silly sausage.
by Piepiepie November 8, 2006
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midnight sausage

The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.
1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."

2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."
by Bweahns May 31, 2009
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liberty sausage

What "patriotic" Americans called frankfurters (hotdogs)during the World War I years during the height of anti-German hysteria here in the United States.
To protest their anti-German feelings Americans renamed frankfurters liberty sausage.
by freedomlegs January 24, 2010
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Mexican Sausage

A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)
"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*
by Mexican gardener November 20, 2015
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