Tommy Salami

A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.

Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.

by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013

Salami Slam

Cum on a girl's face and a piece of salami then hit her with it.

"I gave Debbie a mean salami slam last night."

by peanutheadG December 27, 2011

Salami Mommy

a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men

Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!

by chelanslim January 29, 2009

bury the salami

synonymous to bury the sausage which means the insertion of the penis into the vagina or medically termed coitus

This is the first time I bury the salami with her.

by maxweber27 August 25, 2021

Salami Bipolar

Reigh; the most salami bipolar person in the world

“have you heard of reigh, she is the most salami bipolar person ever”

by reight2007 March 3, 2023

Salami Silencer

Cover your penis with salami and stuff it into the girls mouth, silencing her screaming, hence, the silencer.

Bruh, My girl was screaming so hard yesterday she almost woke up my dog, so I gave her the Salami Silencer to shut her up.

by Pussy-muncher-69 June 12, 2016

salami attack

"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary

In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).

Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.

by RandomGai October 4, 2021