by Merkeddy January 19, 2018

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.
by psully June 11, 2018

by MuffinPie October 22, 2020

A 'Rug Rager' is somebody who licks carpet/vagina all day every day, they can't hepl themselves to a little bit of carpet licking.
by Peter Luke Harris March 3, 2010

Rowan: "Whoa. That cute little chick over there is like totally hot!"
Duncan: "You're not her type, dude. Rug Munchkin."
Rowan: "What?"
Duncan: "She only munches rug."
Rowan: "Damn..."
Duncan: "You're not her type, dude. Rug Munchkin."
Rowan: "What?"
Duncan: "She only munches rug."
Rowan: "Damn..."
by allnew121 June 18, 2010

by 1970nova July 7, 2014

by ThatsMrRolandToYou October 25, 2010
