Road Rug

A dead animal that has been run over so many times that its flat shape resembles a rug.

Guy: Did you find my dog?
Neighbor: Yeah, but he’s a road rug now...

by Merkeddy January 19, 2018

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sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully June 11, 2018

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Head Rug

If the word wig is weird to you just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

by MuffinPie October 22, 2020

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Rug Rager

A 'Rug Rager' is somebody who licks carpet/vagina all day every day, they can't hepl themselves to a little bit of carpet licking.

Chris: I met this hot chick last night, turns out she's a rug rager
Joe: Man that sucks.

by Peter Luke Harris March 3, 2010

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Rug Munchkin

An adorably petite lesbian.

Rowan: "Whoa. That cute little chick over there is like totally hot!"
Duncan: "You're not her type, dude. Rug Munchkin."
Rowan: "What?"
Duncan: "She only munches rug."
Rowan: "Damn..."

by allnew121 June 18, 2010

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