A person who's always wanting the need to blabber out random shit. Especially in topics that are so irrelevant. "Hey Gilbert have you seen this movie?" "NO" Gilbert replied. The Ruben will then proceed to blabber random shit about a movie that no one cares.
Hey Ruben what's up, "Dude have you seen this movie?"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
by The Anchovies February 13, 2018
Get the RUBENmug. by loopdigga... June 27, 2019
Get the Ruben Slikkmug. by LOOWEGGIE May 4, 2021
Get the Ruben Simmug. Ruben is one ugly mother fucker, his voice is hella deep, he is always saying horny stuff even though he is not.
Ruben is ugly
by Yoyooyoyoyoyoy July 7, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. 
Get the Rubenmug. The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias
by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021
Get the Ruben Diasmug. Rubens Barichello is a brazilian formula One racing driver. As it currently stands he has raced in 36% of all Formula one races but only gained 11 wins and 68 podium finishes. He spend 2000-2005 in Michael Schumachers shadow and at times being forced to let his "team mate" win. His debút in F1 was at the 1993 South African GP and has been racing since. Ayrton Senna considered him his protége whilst he looked at him as an idol. He has never won a World Championship but has finished 2nd twice (2002, 2004) and 3rd twice (2001,2009).
Rubens Barichello is one of those drivers with amazing talent but a lack of support. Give him the fastest car on the grid and i guarantee he would win every race.
by Recognizing champions April 16, 2011
Get the Rubens Barichellomug.