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gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.
"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"
by Sabreraider October 28, 2013
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Rooster Juice

Sriracha sauce, also known as cock sauce for the label is in Korean and the only distinguishable figure is the rooster on its front. Rooster Juice is believed by many to grant grant special powers to the imbiber for a short period, your colon may feel like it has a mario star power after ingesting.
by SamorMax March 10, 2015
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Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.
Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class
by Dofnugget November 11, 2016
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rooster candy

Chicken=cock

Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock
Yummy I ate his rooster candy after he stuck it in his cat’s ass
by imfuckingey May 31, 2019
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Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.
Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.
by Tcop October 14, 2020
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rooster party

A party where single people (or even those in relationships looking to cheat) go to get extremely drunk and find a sexual partner for the night. Partners can be swapped. And occasionally it will all turn into an orgy.
-Bro did you go to that sick rooster party last night?

-Hell yeah bro I left my girlfriend at home and went and fucked mad bitches.
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rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.
"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"
by the chade December 27, 2011
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