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Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time. He is 36 and he plays like a real beast that cant stop scoring goals. He has the most records in football. Champions league is one of the most important competitions in football and because of Cristiano's great performances that he shows there everytime people dont call it "UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" anymore but they call it "UEFA CRISTIANO LEAGUE". He is the clutchest player ever because he saves his team almost everytime in the last minutes of the match if they are losing or drawing , so that's why every team fears Cristiano Ronaldo. He is also known as the most athletic player ever because of his physics and his ability to jump very high or tu run very fast and because of the tricks he do with the ball. So if anyone asks you "why is Cristiano Ronaldo the goat?" you know the reasons why he is the goat now.
Danny: "Ey bro Cristiano Ronaldo's goal last night was crazy , it was just 10 seconds before the final whistle and it was a banger."

Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"
by lilchoppa7 November 24, 2021
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chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.
George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo
by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023
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Ronaldo

Oh its a ronaldo
(Oh it’s a goat)
by HBDAGOAT March 8, 2023
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Ronaldo vs Messi

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Ronaldo

Omg ronaldo is touching me
by Realnj8 June 27, 2024
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Christiano Ronaldo Junior

I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman

Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew

Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok
.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist

( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )
by spillingalotoffacts July 29, 2024
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Ronaldo fan

Ronaldo fan. A context-dependent insult, often used to imply incompetence or lack of skill, despite any actual connection to the athlete Cristiano Ronaldo. The term serves as a pejorative, suggesting the target is deficient in intellect or ability, varying in meaning based on the situation.
"He called me a Ronaldo fan when I couldn't solve the simple math problem."
by blueisred32 March 25, 2025
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