Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

rigoddamndonkulous

When something is more ridonkulous that it is ri-god-damn-donkulous.

Did you see that little girl driving the huge monster pickup?

Yeah, that's just RIGODDAMNDONKULOUS!!!!!

by Abes December 29, 2005

Rigormortits

REALLLLY firm tits.

Hey, her tits are so hard I think rigormortits has set in.

by CBlack May 10, 2010

rigney

tall thin woman who usta teach english but got hit by a snowflake and could no longer teach because of severe mental damage. frequently fighting off kittens for survival. can only speak in incoherent shieks or screams.

" dude rigney was going down the street in her wheelchair goin like 30 gettin away from her cats and she hit a stopsign man"

by pauly January 31, 2005

rigor blumpkin

an act of necrophilia by which a person recieves a blumpkin from a corpse

Don't piss me off or I'll kill you and make you give me a rigor blumpkin! - Tino

by Andy D February 16, 2005

ridonculous

Adj. If something is so completely profound and out of line that the word ridiculous is an understatement, it is at this time that you use the word reDONculous. Usually the word is used, followed after obscene and ludicrous statements or comments. It can also be a positive attribute to add extreme emphasis.

<Dude> That party was off the hook
<Friend> Yea man I got F*ucking right ripped
<Dude> Yea, it was so friggen REDONCULOUS, i got with 3 ladies!

by Gito March 23, 2005

rigodamndiculous

when something is so ridiculous that you must smite god in the process of damning it.

What the fuck!, she said she was a virgin! and she gave me herpes!, this is rigodamndiculous!!

by Kody M.F.C February 12, 2008