ricer

The American equivalent of a UK boy racer's car; usually an import sedan (Civics and Corollas are usually the weapon of choice, but they are not by any means the only cars used) with exceptionally gaudy and tasteless external modifications while not having anything that actually increases performance. Funnily enough, many of the mods actually DECREASE performance by way of being designed for cars actually capable of pulling off what the average ricer can only dream of. Expect cheap plastic rims, underlighting, artificial lowering by way of cut springs, a plastic bumper that shatters the minute the car nears any sort of imperfection in the road, a plastic spoiler that actually increases wind resistance, an incredibly loud and garish bodykit, a gargantuan fucking exhaust setup that can be heard from multiple blocks away, a sound system that costs more than the car itself, and stickers for high-end performance gear that the driver of said car doesn't even own.

"Hey, did you see Tony trying and failing to pick up some random chicks in the Price Chopper parking lot?"
"No, I didn't. How was he going about it?"
"Y'know that '98 Camry that his grandpa bought him for his sixteenth birthday? Well, he turned it into a total fucking ricer and was cruising the parking lot while revving his engine whenever he saw some prospective pussy heading his way."
"Haha, fuckin' owned. Guess they saw through all the plastic and decals and noticed that it was still a worthless piece of shit. What a loser."

by Beware of BOB August 4, 2012

ricer

1. A kind of car that has nothing but comsmetic modifications. Most are Japanese cars, but some range from domestic to German cars. Most commonly Honda Civics and Mitsubishi Eclipses.


2. A person who buys a domestic or import car and adds nothing but cosmetic parts. Most commonly white, male, and from the surburbs.

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by Blahb March 13, 2005

ricer

Japanese imports that gay inbreed hillbillies try to make fun of when they roll up to them at a red light in their 40-30 year old shit 3 ton muscle car(but it's fast because it has a 350lb V8 that only makes 200 hp) they stop laughing when they hear the 2 step launch control and see the tail lights of the"ricer" . Often having better proformunce than almost a muscle cars in any area. They are often driven by younger people who keep up with technology and advancements, unlike the american way of just adding more cylinders or displacement.

often people who live in trailers compare the worst import to an american made car which they will never be able to afford either way

yesterday i was in my STi and this hillbilly pulled up next to me with with his brother and sister having sex in the back seat. he asked me if i wanted to get my ass kicked in a race. so we raced and when i launched and he was still wondering how this ricer beat the shit out of him

by japanise4banger March 18, 2011

Ricer

Any person who spends all of their money trying to make the gay car their mommy and daddy bought them look faster by adding large spoilers, stickers, wheels, lame exhausts and altezza taillights.

I love owning those ricers almost as much as I love owning Mustang GT's with my 4 door fwd family sedan (see nismo)

by 5 speed 95se max August 14, 2003

ricer

Someone who's wheels on their car are worth more than the car itself.

1970's honda with current model 19" chromies

by Fr0z3n February 29, 2004

RICER

what marc yan's evo will be once he puts a loud cannon on the back. typical stereotypes of ricer
-big wing
-body kit
-subs
-tinted windows
-loud can in back

Dude did you see yan's evo?" "yeah man but its too ricer now, with that cannon. and he needs to take the wing off

by JDM 4L! hah jk May 27, 2011

Ricer

A slang term used to describe someone who owns or drives a "rice rocket". ("Rice rocket" is a term to describe cars made from asian countries) The term "rice rocket" has been around far longer than the recent fad of "import tuning". The term has been closely associated with "tuned" rice rockets, not stock asian import vehicles. (people who drive stock imports are generally not talked about)

anyone who drives a "tuned" (asian) import vehicle. These people can be commonly found at places like "Pep Boys" or at "Kragen" auto centers. They are usually in aisle 7 shopping for flashy crap to (poorly) accessorize their car.

by Brendon January 12, 2005