Reuben

Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.

Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.

by Huzzbungo September 8, 2021

Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

Reuben and kai

Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends

Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai

by Kainapple45 July 1, 2019

Reuben

Stupidest person on earth, also a big simp.

“Reuben likes me, ew 🤬”

by By: Maddi M :) January 31, 2022

Reuben's Corsairs

The Corsairs usually are based around After the Flash: Deep Six. This faction has replaced B3 in lore of th game. Along with that they are secretly allied to the MEB and are super edgy pirates that literally any LPM will tell you that they're better. because most looms are biased when it comes to Corsairs

Reuben's Corsairs looted the pawn shop.

by JustToastDude April 3, 2017

Reuben

Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!

“Have you heard that new song by reuben?, shits fire!”

by Big mon28768 October 1, 2023

Reuben

reuben is a lying and manipulating fuck who has no shame on being a complete whore to every girl he meets because he got "attachement issues". he'll eventually get rid of you as soon as he gets bored of you.

"reuben stop ignoring me, i need love and affection"
REUBEN :"piss off"

by Sparkava June 17, 2024