Indian reservation

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.

Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.

by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025

Mens reserve

Any deoderant gel mixed with the fuel in your gas tank.

Add multiple deoderants like 10 into a bucket and mix with cologne, gasoline, or heated oils,
Add shaved soap and add mixture to a glass bottle. Top with "firecracklar" rolled with ductape and glue with firecracklar in neck of bottle compressed. Total cost $10.00

Dont mess with the mens reserve.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Reservate

No longer want

I reserved these seats but now i reservate

by Shaymoosey July 27, 2019

reserved whorosity

When you are in your deep hoe era, but you are secretive and classy about it.

"Josh, are you texting your sneaky link?"
"No, but if I were, I wouldn't tell you. If I am gonna have high levels of whorosity, I gotta keep it on the low."
"Wow, Josh. You have reserved whorosity!"

by savemefromcs December 8, 2023

Independent Reserve

Scam Australian Crypto Exchange

Independent Reserve is a scam

by kighafreewren February 14, 2021

reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina

That slut is just reserved bus parking

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011