Reddit

The thing that stops me (and other teens) from drinking bleach after school.
I'm bored. Wait... FUCK IT, REDDIT TIME
by clorax September 29, 2020
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A website for former high school rejects now in their late twenties or early thirties to desperately compete for internet points by posting the most corny, rehashed comments and “jokes” they can in the hopes of generating enough self esteem and a feeling that they finally belong somewhere.
Kyle: Yeah, so after high school I started my own business, became an investor and date models, and I feel as complete as ever. What about you, Adam? We never talked in high school much.

Adam: I’ve been serially underemployed, my wife has irritable bowel syndrome, I’m eighty pounds overweight but I’ve got 600,000 karma from people just like me on Reddit!
by Johnnyzombie May 19, 2020
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A lot of overweight 30 year olds thinking they are funny while looking at porn and memes at the same time
friend: Hey, do you have Reddit?
me: Of course not, do i look like an overweight pedophile?
by Infinitythereal April 15, 2021
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Insight and wisdom in the most stupidest of contexts.
I don't want to have to search for what I like, so I browse reddit.
by Hardermonsters April 14, 2012
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a place where opinions are illegal
Person 1: Hey Reddit, I hate the color orange.
Person 2: WHATTHEFUCKTHATSRACISMTMTJAWIOFSJAO!!!! DOWNVOTE!!!
by assjuice2337 March 21, 2021
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Where beta males, cucks, snowflakes, and Jews flock to so the rest of the internet doesn't have to deal with them.
"I bet that whiny cuck Percy Steinberg, who ratted Jimmy out for smoking on company property, got beaten up at school a lot."

"I bet you're right. He probably spends half the work day crying on Reddit about his beta male problems. His virtual mommy."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe June 29, 2019
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A community that consists of many types of people ranging from boomers to retards.
There are many subreddits ranging from picture of cute pets to pictures of dead women, gore and etc.
"Bro, look at this meme from Instagram!"
"EW BRO WTF! Reddit good Instagram bad!
by Ursarom June 10, 2020
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