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Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night
We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023
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Oli Randall

Oli randall is a term used for someone who is a pedophile and has a midget fetish. they are common in mosman.
They also have freckles and enjoy incest
Damn hes an ollie randall

Ollie is a pedo

He is having incest definetely an oli randall
by JONAHSUZIEDOUGLASKERRY November 11, 2019
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Randal Tax

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”
by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024
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Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.
I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.
by Yetiarms January 10, 2024
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randalized

getting fucked over by ur boss, either money, or slaving u out.....
20 hrs i worked today, rabu's paying me for 8, no ot, damn homie you gettin randalized by randy
by gr8kock November 12, 2015
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Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.
NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"
by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022
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Randall

To irreversibly jinx something/someone that was on the rise. To mush. To hex. To use your power of the dick trick to ruin lives and destroy your friendshappiness.
The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.
by EZ54321 February 27, 2025
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