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Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
by TheCword November 24, 2021
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Ronballs

A kick-ass dad who possesses a massive & unwavering love for his offspring. There is literally nothing in the world that a Ronballs wouldn’t do for his family. If you’re lucky enough to have a Ronballs in your life please make sure he knows how much you appreciate him. There’s nothing that warms his heart more than the love & adoration he receives from his children.
Stephanie’s dad never hangs up without making sure she knows he loves her, he is a total Ronballs”
by Janefkndoe January 5, 2023
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Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night
We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023
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randall

a sporty and judgy dude who is indepandant and always believes they are right
boy 1: i cant believe i came 2nd
randall: i told you my technique would work
by Tufts University America August 9, 2023
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Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.
I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.
by Yetiarms January 10, 2024
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Randall

To irreversibly jinx something/someone that was on the rise. To mush. To hex. To use your power of the dick trick to ruin lives and destroy your friendshappiness.
The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.
by EZ54321 February 27, 2025
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rANdALled

When your passed out and getting fucked in the ass and suddenly someone shoves a leaf blower in your face.
Went to a party in Stuart, Fl, got so drunk, I got rANdALled.
by Hoodrat954 April 10, 2025
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