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Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.
Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.
by oneeyedjack July 2, 2005
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Ranger Tag Brag

When an army soldier graduates Ranger School, he shows of his prestigious and sought after Ranger Tab on his left shoulder by constantly facing the people he talks to with his left shoulder.
"Sir, why is that Sergeant acting strange"

"Haha, he son just graduated Ranger School, he's just showing off his Ranger Tab. That's the Ranger Tag Brag. Here, check out my left soldier, you wish you had a Ranger Tab too don't ya?"
by Touzinsky December 4, 2009
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ragerbilster

Similar to the Turducken, this delicacy consists of a rat stuffed with a gerbil stuffed with a hamster. It is usually served with a side of freshly collected Frumunda cheese, and goes great with a chardonnay. It is considered a traditional Easter feast in parts of Wyoming.
I'm still hungry, slice me off another piece of that ragerbilster.
by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011
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raggedy ann doll

A ginger rag doll from the early 20th century your littler sister would carry around everywhere.
MOM! Where's Little Janie's raggedy ann doll?!
by DerpyCXV August 31, 2014
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Ranger

Ranger - When you see someone attractive from a distance (a range away, farther than 12 ft) but as the distance between you and the "attractive" person closes, their features become more apparent to be less attractive than you originally was sure of. Or if you rather - they get ugly up close.
You see that chick? Serious Ranger there, keep your distance or you will be highly disappointed!
by Raviss August 15, 2019
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rookie rager

a hard partier (rager) who parties every weekend with his/her friends but generally doing crazy shit and having a good time. generally a term for younger partiers hence, "rookie"
wow i've had such a hard week of school! maybe we should get the rookie ragers group together and hit up some party or just go cause some trouble.
by epicrookierager October 30, 2010
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Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*
John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"
by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017
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