Vladimir Putin

The russian president, also a bitch who wants Ukraine's land back, and started a war with them for no reason.

"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"

by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022

Putin’s Razor

Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.

“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”

“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”

“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)

by TSDG619 November 14, 2020

putintayna

When your sitting on your front porch stargazing and your friend from Oregon comes over with a fish hanging off her nipple ring like catnip but your hungry so you fry the fish while It’s still attached to her nipple and it burns the little airs off her Areola

Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lighting that shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna

by Dump 2 May 28, 2021

putivuelta

When you are in a discotec and you want to watch the spanish "ganao". A very effective strategy to "fichar" all the possible hot guys in the place.

Carlota: Where is Carlos, I cant find him.
Sol: Lets give a quick putivuelta to see if he is still here
Carlota: he is probably with some bitch

by albertoaguilera23 December 2, 2021

PiTiger

PiTiger pi tīɡər

noun

Part Pitbull, part Tiger

A badass woman who is regal and stoic on the outside like the Pitbull and Tiger but if you mess with her, she’ll rip your face off!

“Tell me one more lie and I will PiTiger all over your sorry ass!”

by Pitiger1234 January 2, 2022

Putin-em on

When you say you’re not going to do something but do it anyways.

I told everybody I wasn’t gonna invade but I was just Putin-em on.

by TokyoGhoulie93 February 27, 2022

Putin

Bald man that gets no bitches

Putin: I’m going to start ww3
Everyone: No bitches

by Amongusinreallifesussus February 28, 2022