Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.

Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING

by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023

Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.

Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!

by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023

pruned fella

You wouldn’t understand

‘Vikram’ is a pruned fella

by Definedit163485 March 22, 2024

Prune the Book

To cut friends off Facebook, either because you are tired of them or just have too many friends or because you don't want coworkers seeing your party life.

Man...bitches pissed me off so I had to Prune the Book.

by 2juicy4u December 11, 2017

Facial Pruning

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.

Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.

by imastarryeyedsurprise September 29, 2010

Popped her prune

When ya nail an old bitch

Friend says i popped your sisters cherry comeback i popped your moms prune popped her prune

by Carlycosmos June 12, 2015

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018