hot protein injection

I felt so bad for her she hadn't eaten in days so I let her suck my cock and I gave her a hot protein injection (HPI).

Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.
by Larryboston June 07, 2011
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rusty protein shake

When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.
I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.
by true imagination June 05, 2009
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special protein shake

A beverage made by Gerald as he masturbates while thinking about cherries and cumming on Minwoo.
"Hey what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"
by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 15, 2018
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Ass Protein Powder

When a man has a woman shit into a cup the he grinds into a finite powder. This powder is used as protein powder as he eats it before a workout and then she pisses in his mouth to wash it down
Dude instead of my normal soy pre workout protein I tried Ass Protein Powder with my Girlfriend

That’s great man, what flavor?

Ass.
by Dollar Tree Glasses June 15, 2021
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involuntary protein spill

ohh noo yesterday..i was sipping tea with my grandmother and i told her that i suddenly had a involuntary protein spill!
by amber.and.erin.are.cool May 01, 2009
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pump action protein gun

The penis, especially in reference to the act of manual stimulation followed by ejaculation.
Remember that girl Sally? The other night i gave her a blast in the face with my pump action protein gun.
by J. Tyree January 25, 2008
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Harry Potter Protein Jerk

The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.
"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".
by SnickerinSnape March 10, 2019
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