presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."

Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020

Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 25, 2022

presidential trial

A trial in which neither evidence nor witnesses are presented.

Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.

by comofo February 02, 2020

Presidential

To embarrass your nation by acting like a pompous ass in front of world leaders. Ex. Donald Trump

Donald Trump acted presidential while shoving the Prime Minister out of his way at a NATO photo op.

by Anchorless May 25, 2017

Presidential

Some rich men pay good money for hot Russian girls to pee on them

One might say he received the Presidential treatment

by fkfrtwttr March 22, 2024

presidential

(adj.) Representing the worst approach to something.

Can you believe how disorganised that debate was? They kept yelling over each other. It was so presidential.

by Werdenschmidt September 30, 2020

presidential

The stupidest thing you ever heard. Babbling moron.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning,"

Sir that was the stupidest thing I ever heard. You sounded presidential.

by Pseudo Nyhm April 26, 2020