A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.
by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo May 25, 2018
Get the Pregnancymug. by That one really annoying guy May 24, 2022
Get the Pregnancy policemug. A thing coined by Mr. Liam Keel in 2024 that just means a boy fights girl or girl fights boy & the loser gets deeply penetrated by either a strap on dildo if the girl wins or a real penis & balls if the boy wins.
Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.
In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.
Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.
Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.
In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.
Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.
I hate him, but I don't really wanna Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy with him. I don't know his skill level and I don't have birth control...
by Liams Bank July 3, 2025
Get the Fight, Fuck, Pregnancymug. I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.
Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
by France Is Terrible July 11, 2023
Get the Doom on a pregnancy testmug. A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.
Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?
Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!
Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.
Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!
Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.
by PlucktheDragon March 30, 2023
Get the permanent pregnancymug. Girl, I'm about to lay that pregnancy sauce on you right now. I hope you are ready for it. If not tell me to get a condom right away.
by @weatherbong1 August 2, 2024
Get the pregnancy saucemug. Noun
A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
by BJSD808 March 17, 2022
Get the Pregnancymug.