Mainly used in the gaming industry as an insult, derived from the Dutch as "Stront Pouch" to blame or insult other players as a result of their actions during gameplay ie: squad players/ team mates or enemies in game chat.
by The Welsh Guy January 10, 2017
Get the Shit Pouchmug. A vagina.
Brendon: “hey Maria, can I slit my member into your member pouch?”
Maria: “of course you can, my uwu trash bean..”
They make love.
Maria: “of course you can, my uwu trash bean..”
They make love.
by Jaygameing2017 January 3, 2021
Get the Member Pouchmug. 
N. Derogative, Slang
A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.
Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.
Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
by logophilito May 20, 2008
Get the dildo pouchmug. An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.
Also known as "JP" for short.
Also known as "JP" for short.
Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg
by Will Powers March 14, 2011
Get the Joey Pouchmug. by Paul B April 24, 2003
Get the cum pouchmug. A large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman's stomach that holds cum. Can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.
Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.
However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.
Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.
However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.
Michael: Check out the cum pouch on that girl over there!
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*
by classified_so_i_dont_die December 26, 2008
Get the cum pouchmug.