Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
by ThatLunchTable October 03, 2016
N. Derogative, Slang
A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.
Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.
Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
by logophilito May 19, 2008
An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.
Also known as "JP" for short.
Also known as "JP" for short.
Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg
by Will Powers February 27, 2011
Check out the cum pouch on that chick.
by Paul B April 24, 2003
A large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman's stomach that holds cum. Can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.
Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.
However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.
Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.
However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.
Michael: Check out the cum pouch on that girl over there!
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*
by classified_so_i_dont_die April 29, 2007