by Ishivepotatosupmyass February 4, 2020
A long and brown delicious item that cannot be hated in any way. Potatoes can also be a form of human. Most common phrases are "Couch potato" or "Big Potato". Human-Potatoes are usually defined as lazy, sleepy, a food-lover, etc. Although the phrase "Potato" has died down recently, deep in our hearts we have some potato in us.
I want a bake potato for lunch
I am such a couch potato. I stayed up all night watching Netflix on the couch!
I am such a couch potato. I stayed up all night watching Netflix on the couch!
by Shakespeare Definitions April 16, 2020
(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?
(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.
(Juan) you fucking potato!
(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.
(Juan) you fucking potato!
by Big Homie 73 August 3, 2019
by Aliensarestealingmynuggets June 27, 2017
A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.
by muffinpotato June 4, 2016