Potato

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

by Aliensarestealingmynuggets July 8, 2017

Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 3, 2016

Potato

A lazy bum with no purpose in life.

Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.

by BedatSavage January 22, 2017

Potato

Yummy thingy that can be buttered and turned into all stuff

Guy 1: I eat potato
Guy 2: OMG dies of jealousy

by 1000Bucks November 24, 2020

Potato

1) The best food in the world.

2) A special kid.

I............................................. am a potato

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Potato

A non-furry dog

My potato is great

by ArchieSouppppp January 25, 2021

Potato

You stick it up your ass along with all the butter in your house

“Get in my ass potato and butter”

by Ishivepotatosupmyass February 4, 2020