postoagie

stoner lingo, like "stoner" or "bro"

Yo! Postoagie! 'sup?

by David Gossett March 18, 2005

pontoontang

a really big/fat pussy

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

by Ogre December 25, 2004

pstool

(Pronounced: pee-ess-tool) noun

A childish, derogatory term used by anti-fans of the Playstation 3 gaming console or the Nintendo corporation to describe admirers or even just users of the PS3 or PSP. This term is used despite the fact that name-calling has never improved a single industry and any rational person would admit that each of the current-gen consoles have their own positive and negative aspects.

Sally: "I finally picked up a copy of Patapon 3 for my PSP! "

Bobby: "You're just a stupid pstool fangirl! The PSP has shitty graphics compared to the 3DS. Just buy a 3DS, pick up a copy of Pokemon Black, and then you can be a hardcore, uber, bad-ass, gamer like me!"

Sally: "If you want me to be a nintendrone like you why don't you buy a Wii for me you cheap bastard! At least buy me the new Xbox 360 Slim!"

Bobby: "Then you would be a Xbot! I would buy you a new PC but being a couch jockey is the last thing you need since your ass got so fat."

Sally: "Maybe I wouldn't be so fat if you would let me get a new Wii Fit for my birthday. But no, we had to drive for two days to go to E3 this year to see the new Halo Anniversary game. I never should have married a stupid fanboy like you!"

by CheWi June 16, 2011

Postboxing

A game for two or more players.
When you are walking, driving, flying, swimming and/or riding a bicycle and you see a postbox (an muslim woman wearing religious headwear only revealing facial features, technically called a peepscarf), you must hit your opponent on the arm and/or leg, chest, back and/or crotch before they do the same. Fouls count as a free punch at you by all of your opponents. Fouls include:
Wrongly identifying a postbox
Striking for a postbox that has already been counted
The game is basically the same as Ninja Bash.

Person A: "I hear he's a racist"
Person B: "Just because he likes Postboxing?"

by Jamal Cake April 30, 2009

PSTool

A fanatical, usually rabid fan of Sony's Playstation 2 video game console. PSTools like the PS2 so much because they like generic, boring, pointless violence and/or shitty sports games.

Dan is such a PSTool, all he does is play his PS2 all day.

by BJORN November 14, 2004

postmodern

whatever you want it to mean. A generation X that thinks outside of the box or has abandoned many if not all of the norms/precepts of a postwar generation

He said "no i'm not going to the wedding, photoshop me in later" well that's a bit too postmodern!

by planit August 23, 2005

Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

by catmontty January 5, 2015