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Old paintings your grandparents like to wack off to, publicly, in the museums.

"I'm feeling horny," says Ruth "Maybe I should go wack off to some of Michelangelo's nude paintings. Respectable porn."

by Proud Nudist October 8, 2009

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Scotland: Public sex, especially at parties

I ken yous are porning; stop it ye bams!

by Incredible Johnny Mo September 21, 2007

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THE REASON WHY YOUR MOM DOESNT LOVE YOU

Mom: I saw you watching porn last night
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you

by Spooky ryleigh October 16, 2019

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A type of way adults can ejaculate. It is used by uncultured fappers.

Person1: I watch porn
Person2: Uncultured swine I watch hentai

by NuggetInc September 23, 2020

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Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.

"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

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