"I'm feeling horny," says Ruth "Maybe I should go wack off to some of Michelangelo's nude paintings. Respectable porn."
by Proud Nudist October 8, 2009
Get the Pornmug. by Incredible Johnny Mo September 21, 2007
Get the porningmug. by NuggetInc September 23, 2020
Get the Pornmug. Mom: I saw you watching porn last night
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you
by Spooky ryleigh October 16, 2019
Get the Pornmug. Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.
"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"
"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
by DireWolf September 4, 2006
Get the pornmug. God's gift to mankind.
by lyricalpaws July 31, 2016
Get the Pornmug.