pork sword

a penis, cock, dick, etc

friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.

by MeEzY the mane January 17, 2009

pork pogment

when somebody you know is acting gay or very highkey homo and you want to let them know but quietly.

“bro he’s got as fuck.”
“how pork pogment of you”

by porkpogment July 3, 2019

Pork whistle

Can refer to a penis or potentially a blow job

Hey, Gertrude played my pork whistle last night.
Or
Dang, I got kicked right in the pork whistle!

by Gretchen63 November 6, 2018

Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.

Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching

by Lord McCready October 9, 2020

Pork Shovel

Similar to meat hammer with more of a shoveling motion.

I got caught Pork Shoveling your mom's trench last night!

by Awesom-O078485 April 24, 2009

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)

Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"

by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019