Poner

A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.

"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."

by bakenshake May 1, 2010

Ponerise

The action of treating someone like a pony - perhaps a naughty one.

When you find someone willing to be ridden around the room like a pony. With or without accoutrements such as mouth bit, saddle, tail, riding crop.

After I forgot to make dinner, she took into the bedroom and ponerised me.

by Pony Princess February 6, 2010

pooner pals

The result of poo transference during double penetration. When the pooner drops out of the anus and touches the penis that is ravaging the vagina, both penises become pooner pals

John and Jermaine doubled up on Cindy. John tagging the b-hole and Jermaine ravaging the vajayjay. John was getting so rough that his filthy pooner popped out and smeared pooge on Jermaine's cock, forever labeling them pooner pals.

by filthy spitfire March 26, 2010

Give it a ponder

An expression used when telling someone to give something some extra thought.

Also a phrase used in an 'LG' ad campaign.

I know this idea sounds crazy, just give it a ponder and get back to me later.

by zeeteegee August 17, 2010

pinner

A very thin, tightly rolled blunt.

That kid twisted up a real pinner. He might as well of just rolled a joint.

by Bobbo Wanat June 2, 2006

ponderous

heavy or deep, in an intellectual way.

That philosophy lecture was ponderous.

by L'Marrh September 21, 2011

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

by weave August 25, 2003