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- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.
by plankspanker February 25, 2009
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Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.
Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.
by Brucely June 14, 2011
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Planking

Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.

Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"
Guy: PLANKING OH YEA

*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT
by Arichima June 7, 2011
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Planking

The newest, most extreme sport ever. It consists of lying like a plank across, between, beside, on top of, or along anything. It's extreme.
They are currently considering planking as an Olympic sport.
by Plank_Master October 13, 2011
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Plank

Someone who doesn’t show up, after confirming they’re going.
Joe said he would pull up later, but now he’s planking! What a plank!
by dabobcat June 10, 2019
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Planking

Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
*sees girl lying down on street*

Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I'm planking.
by bishie_kaichou June 19, 2011
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Plank

Someone who has no chest or ass.
"Hey, did you see that new girl Jessica yesterday?"

"Yeah, but she's a plank."
by Zadeos July 23, 2017
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