mississippi fighter pilots

the act of 2 men and 2 women running around the room making plane noises, you jump in the air with a full on rager. first one to blow their load (shoot down the enemy pilot) wins!!!

Went on a double date last night, ended with some mississippi fighter pilots.

by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

student pilot

someone learning to fly. aka, me.

Garett, what do you do?
Well, im a student pilot.

by subscribe to flightsimboy 75 October 24, 2017

chocolate runway pilot

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.

That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.

by lorri789 November 6, 2007

[Saskatchewan] palm pilot

Writing notes down on your hand with a pen.
Commonly used in the medical field where the notes can be written on a rubber/latex glove which can be removed and stored for later use.

Q: Did you write down that patients vital signs?
A: yeah they are here on my Saskatchewan palm pilot.

by Mountain dude. February 9, 2010

reverse co pilot

WHen You are getting head from someone who is driving

Rachel gave me a reverse co pilot on the way back from riley's party

by crackaty October 22, 2011

take me to the pilot

1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.

2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played

Did you want to take me to the pilot tonight?

by SaunderShower May 19, 2020