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Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.
Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"
by Bonebaby February 4, 2019
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pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."
Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!
by chas979 May 8, 2012
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Pity Profiling

When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.

It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.
by MJ1211 January 1, 2011
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pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day
Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!
by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011
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Pity titty

An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."
by Bari123 February 13, 2018
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Pity Titty

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.
Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022
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Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.
John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
by billyradison January 29, 2015
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