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Good pick up lines 

you must be from Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see.

Teegan (Pick Up Line) 

in 700AD teegans pickup line was "Are you ready for Daddy?", now in 2023 she says, "do you want this fuego?"
Amber: *being normal*
Teegan (pick up line) : "Are you ready for daddy?"

Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

Parking Lot Pick-up 

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.
I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.
Parking Lot Pick-up by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009

Oldie Krovi Pick Up

When Krovi goes to the beach to pick up a lovely lady to take home.
My grandma got the Oldie Krovi Pick Up last weekend; she pogged out!

noise is calling pick up phone 

A meme where the noise from the 2023 indie game pizza tower calls the main protagonist peppino. With the ring tone being "Noise is calling pick up phone" repeated
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone