Brick Phone

The old cell phones that resemble bricks, both in size and weight.

"You still have one of those old Nokias? You could build a house with that brick phone"

by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009

phonebook sex

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011

Max Payne-ing It

To go for several weeks on very little sleep, often becoming very depressed in the process, ala Max Payne.

May be the result of a long, strenuous project at work or school.

"Jesus Bob, you look like shit."
"Yeah, I've been Max Payne-ing it hard the last couple weeks."

by finnishhax April 2, 2009

a Liam Payne

A term used to describe the most amazing guy ever. He's the type of guy that is sweet, caring, and adorable all at the same time. This guy will stand up for his girlfriend before haters, and do the most romantic of things. If you are called a Liam Payne you must be one hell of a boyfriend/friend. Like seriously, you must be Jesus reincarnated. Every girl deserves a Liam Payne. This term is adopted from the adorable puppy-faced cutie, Liam Payne from One Direction.

Girl 1: Did you see what that boy did, he totally defended his girl in front of all those people!
Girl 2: He's such a Liam Payne!

by heytherebebz July 21, 2012

Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets in slo motion and withstand an outrageous amount of bulletwounds. They live off of painkillers like it is CRACK!

Did u see what that MAX PAYNE just did. He killed three gansters wit 2 bullets!

by JAYONETHOUSAND February 8, 2004

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!

by rasechoman December 16, 2019

blow up my phone

To receive multiple, rapid texts. To do so in panic, or malicious fashion.

I have to go. Don't blow up my phone. I will be in class and can't reply.

or

Jenny was just being a bitch. All she did was blow up my phone.

by Buck020 October 17, 2013