Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by hor fail December 14, 2009

time release phailure

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".

Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009

phallacy

Phallacy is the name of an amazing clothing company which offers magical color changing clothes.. That's right clothes that change color when you go outside. AMAZING MAGICAL

The word phallacy is a play on the word Fallacy as in a misleading argument or false argument.. Thus Phallacy's Clothing misleads many by having things appear on it..

Dick: Dude did your shirt just change color?

Jane: Yeah it's magic nig!

or

OMG YOUR SHIRT JUST HAD STUFF APPEAR ON IT !

DUH I bought this wonderful color changing shirt from phallacy lets go play in the sun and make it change...

by The Phallacy September 19, 2008

phail

A level of fail that is between fail and epic fail.

He phailed at halo.

by DrBurst December 9, 2008

phalgun

A guy who has a crush on a girl, but the girl somehow likes him back. He has extremely good hair and is extremely smart. He gets straight A's. He is extremely shy in front of girls. But the worst part about him is that to get a girl he needs the help of 2 other people. Usually someone named ZACH, JACK, OR MASON.

Jack was such a Phalgun that me had to ask Mason to pick up his crush.

by Shila Ki December 30, 2014

Phallic Snack

A road trip blow job.

You're on a road trip and you're horny and your GF goes down on you for a little Phallic Snack.

by Precy Ann Klein September 23, 2006

Phail Quail

- A Phail Quail is an 'animal' drawn with 3 different colour pens (preferably black, red and blue) in the following way:
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. It has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). It then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). The animal itself is extremely Phail, especially when drawn with ASCII on a ground.

- The Phrase "Phail Quail" can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.

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"That was so Phail Quail"
"Yeah, he did that so Phail Quail"
"That was such a Phail Quail"
"Ergh! I Phail Quailed my exams!"

by Bob Toad May 15, 2010