bash and dash with petty theft

When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.

Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.

by Myke79 July 29, 2006

Petty

Most of humanity and the reason the world is a terrible place to live in now.

John: dang man it seems like can't nothing or noone come together or come up as a society.

Rick: you know why that is right?

John: Why?

Rick: cuz people are petty as hell

John: *facepalm* I hear you

by Ok Jr August 13, 2012

petty lust

A term coined to mean the lust that one feels for someone that is not full on "I HAVE TO HAVE YOU RIGHT NOW" and yet is not just "Oh hey you're kind of hot." It is that middle ground of being attracted to someone more than just a little bit but still not enough to potentially go out of your way to act on it.

"What do you think of Jamie?"
"Oh he's pretty hot...yeah I'd tap that."
"Ask him out!"
"No, it's just petty lust."

by KC16 July 30, 2008

Petty

SUADA MUSTAFIC

Suada Mustafic was being beyond petty after I didn't want to go to rite aid with her .

by Beyondpettybrother July 30, 2017

Puthy

A puthy is a puthy

she has a puthy

by y\n April 7, 2021

Petty

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift's new album is so petty just like this :)

by ~strange life~ December 18, 2017

petey pipe

A clear hollow device that has a bulb with a hole- (commonly referred to as a carborator)-in it at one end and a connecting tube that extends outward from it, and is commonly used for the smoking of methamphetamines.

Hey George, load up the petey pipe with some of that ice.

by Daryl Moore September 15, 2006